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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
revenantghost
vaspider

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

an Elon musk tweet  To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:  - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/dayALT
vaspider

IT GETS WORSE!

"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

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It gets worse


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circusm0us3

This is so comically bad I don’t how to explain it to people who aren’t chronically online l😂😂😂

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I mean people of a certain age use Twitter for everything from talking to friends to getting news


Its like, imagine if your tv just turned off after you watched it for two hours and couldn't be turned back on from 24 hours

vaspider

No it's absolutely terrible. There are people who freelance and are artists who do most of their finding of work on Twitter.

It really sucks for those people.

this is horrible for the people who use it to advertise and find work I am so sorry for them Elon can keep hemorraging money in the fire of his incompetence tho I just wish it wasn't every day people getting fucked over in the meantime though that's kind of the way it always goes isn't it?
thebibliosphere
beemovieerotica

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

theunvanquishedzims

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

POTC movies
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dredsina

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

dredsina

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

dredsina

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

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Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

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Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

dredsina

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

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Oh hang on what’s this?

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I’m not sure I can reach it…

dredsina

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Oh crap!!!!

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dredsina

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

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gallusrostromegalus
sinister-regalia:
“fromsiberia:
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“ alexandriad:
“woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
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From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.
Japanese one made no...
alexandriad

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

swirling-orbs-of-disorder

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From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

space-kitto-supreme

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

fromsiberia

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

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sinister-regalia

𖤐 WHAT ARE THE MEMES IN THE HEIROGLYPHS??? I MUST KNOW 𖤐

meme art not in front of my salad meme
upswings
upswings

having read batman: the cult now, it really is one of those stories that simultaneously have to have happened and also, can’t possibly have happened as written

blackest night references it! but also, this is an event that involves, within the same week, the assassination of the mayor and entire city council, gotham coming under martial law, the national guard being called in and then temporarily abandoning gotham to the hostile takeover of a religious cult, and hundreds of deaths. it’s just plausible that neither tim nor steph were in the city at the time — stephs early appearances placing her in manchester and tim potentially being at boarding school — but they should still have vivid memories of it! it made national news! and yet, unless i’m missing something major, none of their 90s stuff really acts like it happened.

tallochar

Yeah, I would have loved to see that factored in. It should have affected people a la NML and have a domino effect.

It’s too bad it didn’t.

It’s kind of a wasted opportunity.

I also I would have loved to see in Tim's origin the fact that the last big arcs pre Tim debut was the “Brucie arrested as a commie spy” arc so much bonkers stuff went down in that arc so much seeing it from an outside perspective of knowing Bruce is Batman would have been very WTF Is Even Going Down Bruce Is Losing It And Intervention Is Needed just as much as Batman's Excessive Violence especially combining the two Bruce was near directly responsible for a guy dying by getting knocked in a trash compactor Bruce remote puppettered with his brain a guy who had already had his brain messed with by Bad WE scientists in a big money cabal Ducard realized Bruce was Batman in his arc after taking an interpol plea deal to be brought in to testify that Bruce had indeed been a commie the sister of the brainwashed guy first got Bruce to help her find her brother then at the end found out Bruce was Batman and blamed him for her brother's death cause the brother died while acting as Batman and Bruce let her go after she broke up with him and swore to leave Gotham forever and she never ever showed up again she is still out there and knows Bruce is Batman and he is her ex and like What Was Even This Arc